Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The fact & The Awful Truth

Robert Pattinson—Diva Extraordinaire?


While lonely Kristen Stewart throws her whole soul, bod and coif into the ugliest-ass role imaginable (eternally cool, but hideously haired Joan Jett), is her honey, Robert Pattinson, becoming the next Jennifer Lopez in training?

After Rob's sketchy security sitch over in NYC, which left our boy straight-up vulnerable to the crazy fans, rumors swirled that R.P. was pissed. And rightfully so, don't you all think?

So what were Rob's crazy diva demands to the studio that basically owns him?

Sources over at Summit tell us Rob might be the most easygoing celeb they've ever worked with.

"He's always so relaxed and flexible—it's amazing. Someone with that star level has power. And he doesn't use it at all," dishes Deep Twi.

Ugh, does that make you love Pattz that much more or what? Kinda pisses us off, actually, but whatever.

"Everyone just hopes he stays this way. It doesn't seem possible."

Maybe how much Summit & Co. loves Rob and Kristen shows in the treatment of the individual actors…just not them together.

We're amazed that with the media s--t storm Robsten is put through they remain as loyal as they do to their craft, studio and each other.





Afternoon Piss: Back to Double-Standard L.A. as Chris Brown Slides By


So much for the Phil Spector-set precedent of guilty celebrities getting what they fully deserve. Chris Brown gets to beat up Rihanna, allegedly almost choking her to suffocation and leaving her to fend for herself, and all the schmuck gets is community service and probation? Oh, and he's gotta go through an anti-domestic violence program, like he won't be texting his buddies all through class, if he shows up at all.

C.B.'s wrist slap of a punishment is sending a horrible message to all the lowlifes out there: Turns out, you can savagely beat up your significant other in exchange for some community service—don't worry about any jail time if you're a celebrity. There are a lot of freaks in the world who would gladly pay that price to be able to assault their girlfriends that way. This light sentencing is a huge disrespect to every abused woman out there.

What I'm even more pissed about is Rihanna making it all the way to the courtroom and she didn't get to testify against her attacker. Ri-Ri's side still remains unheard to this day, and I doubt we ever will hear it. What's it gonna take for her to finally open up and share her experience so anything this vicious doesn't happen again—to others or to her? Don't pretend like it never happened, Ri, 'cause we here at the A.T. sure aren't.





Bitch-Back!: Kristen’s Mangey Makeover

Dear Ted:

I think Kristen looks great with the vintage Joan Jett hair. I feel bad, though, that she seems insecure about it, especially with all the media attention about how shocking it is. She is such an accomplished actress, and The Runaways is an amazing opportunity for her to showcase her many talents. I hope she can feel more comfortable as shooting begins; she will totally embody Joan Jett. After shooting the movie, she can easily get extensions and go back to the beautiful long locks for Eclipse and Robsten sleepovers. Can you please write about how cool she looks?
—Robsten Fan

Dear Joan Jettsetting:
Well, she looks the part of a pissed-off rocker, that's all that's important, right? And I do hear Rob's into the boyish look, but really, I think K.S.'s a bit hotter with her full mane of pouty follicles.

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